What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

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What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.