Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

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Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.