Bad Boxer Jokes

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Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

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What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

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Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

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What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Peter Pan Jokes More Peter Pan Jokes

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.