Christmas Reddit Jokes

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake I thought it was appropriate for this time of year. Merry Christmas reddit! You have my permission to tell this at any Xmas parties you attend

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

Reddit Admin Jokes More Reddit Admin Jokes

What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

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What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake I thought it was appropriate for this time of year. Merry Christmas reddit! You have my permission to tell this at any Xmas parties you attend

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Permission Jokes More Permission Jokes

What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle