French Kitchen Jokes

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

French Man Jokes More French Man Jokes

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

Kitchen Floor Jokes More Kitchen Floor Jokes

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.