Garbanzo Pea Jokes

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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

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What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before