What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled?

What have I got to luge

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.