Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)