Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy?

Because he was too far out... (dude).

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What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"