Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

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How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.