Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes

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How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms