How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday?

He felt his presents.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!