One... The rest are true stories.
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
An antique.
Cause they're stupid.
A: Because they can understand them.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
3, and the rest are true stories.
