One... The rest are true stories.
So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
Cause they're stupid.
A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.
3, and the rest are true stories.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)