How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.