How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

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What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!