Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
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There were no jokes in the Post.
The Moo York Times
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
To get to the other side of the story.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure
C4.
A: A newspaper.
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It's not hard.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
The Daily Moos.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
The newspaper.
They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!
Two plains.
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
Man, wall mounts are awesome."
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Because God is black.
Because then they'd have soft peckers
Only my dad gets it.
Dalek themselves clean
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
Depressing. **crickets**
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.
Roast turkey !
Flyspray
