How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...