What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!