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They can never get further than the tip!
He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.
An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
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To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )