What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

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What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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How do you test a saltshaker ?

You call in a redditor.

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice