How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

How can you tell if someone has Alzheimer's?

A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?