How do you get to Oktoberfest?

Follow the lederhosen.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

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What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

Why don't they have Oktoberfest in Africa?

Because nobody there is much of a drinker.