How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nobody knows, the never get to keep the house.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.