How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.