Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers
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It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
because Mace Windu nuffin
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.
An irrelephant.
It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."
All Fridays Matter
Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It doesn't.
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
Does it matter?
Doesn't matter, still born.
Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.
Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Because it makes up everything.
You can't make matter.
Because inertia is a property of matter.
It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
It doesn't matter where you drop them off.
None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!
doesn't matter... must not look down..
Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not
Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!
Well, it doesn't really matter...
It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.
Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.
What's the matter You look flushed!"
It doesn't matter.
I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."
It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!
Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.
They all have the same PR guy.
Does it matter
Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.
It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.
Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.
Oh it doesn't really matter.
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.
Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff.
It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).
It didn't matter, they were all ears
They both choke when it really matters.
Because black boards matter.
It was just a matter of time.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Doesn't matter much, does it
That's easy," he said. "You're exhausted."
You matter.
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
Black lights matter.
Nothing. He's a positron."
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.
Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
A barbecue
Hydrogen mide.
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
Red paint.
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
Through the windu!
alt right
Slav-The NBA
None, the room is already lit.
Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.
