How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One... or two One... or two

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.