How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon