How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

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What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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What are cranes made of?

Cranium.

What bird can lift the most?

A crane