Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Why was Mark Fuch a terrible mailman?

He keeps delivering to the wrong fuching address!