Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Previous Random Joke Next
Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

Monty Python Jokes More Monty Python Jokes

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.