What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

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What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

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What is the media of choice for the mallard?

lololololololol-- --lololololol

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"