What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

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What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry?

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."