What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

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What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

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What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.