What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

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How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT.