What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

Why did the pop band get cancer?

They were radio active.

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.