What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

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What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.