What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!