What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.