What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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Why ed has no girlfriend?

Cz sheeran

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

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Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment!

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.