What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"

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What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

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What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment!