McDonald's knows how to use salt
A dog knows what is 'no'.
please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
No woman wears the same attire every year.
Because he used a non-stick pan.
I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.
Salt and Pepper shakers
Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"
