What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

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What do you call a lock with low self-confidence?

Insecure.

Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

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What do you call an angry paraplegic?

A steamed vegetable.

What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.

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Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.