What do you call a deer with no eyes ?

No idea :)

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queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.