What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)