What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.