What do you call a muslim who graduated?

Allah-mni!

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What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick