What do you call a muslim who graduated?

Allah-mni!

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What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly