Graduate Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What do you call a muslim who graduated?

Allah-mni!

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What do you call graduates from secret society school?

Alumniati

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

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Why was 10 afraid of 11?

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Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

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What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

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What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

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When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

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What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl