Graduate Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What do you call a muslim who graduated?

Allah-mni!

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What do you call graduates from secret society school?

Alumniati

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

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U mad scientist?

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A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

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What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

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