Graduate Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What do you call a muslim who graduated?

Allah-mni!

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What do you call graduates from secret society school?

Alumniati

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

You might also enjoy:

Radian Jokes More Radian Jokes

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

Dr. Jokes More Dr. Jokes

What do you call a Dr. that shares your medical history with everyone?

a HIPAAcrite

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Graduate Cylinder Jokes More Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

Felon Jokes More Felon Jokes

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.