What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.