What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.