What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

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What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!