What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

What changed to make The Fantastic Four the Fantastic Three?

Nothing.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.