What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

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Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat?

Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

How do you stop water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.