What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

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Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

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How do you stop water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.