What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

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What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

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Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

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What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!