Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

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Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada