What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?

Stay out of parms way.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.