Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7?

An on-call-ogist

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy