Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy