What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

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How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.