Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.
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Linoleum Blownapart
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
Brownian Motion
Tequila
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Because you should never drink and derive.
they wanted to restore the CNNomies
They both like to throw a ho-down.
You planet
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
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He had too much thyme on his hands.
A Fit!!!!!!!!!!
Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....
Threw his baby out the window.
Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.
Britney Spears
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Pull the pin and throw it back
Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.
They throw a boat at it.
A-lou-AK-bar.
Throw in your laundry.
It was a sting operation.
A Piano.
Because he ate too much of them.
Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth
Because they rain supreme.
His wife and kids
For throwing out all the w's.
Republicans have them thrown out.
His wife and kids.
Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes
Sink-o de Mayo"
They throw silverware down the stairs.
He only sold left wings.
A pleasant erection
They throw silverware on the ground!
Because she threw out all the bent ones.
Throw in the laundry.
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
An erection
He was taking a shot.
He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.
An apology.
Garbage gets thrown out.
Both get thrown out when they have no use
He was making a racket.
He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".
He throws a block party.
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
Hasta la pasta baby.
Throw it into a wood chipper.
Because it wasn't
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
Throw in your washing.
Because they don't believe in the KKK
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.
A flat miner.
feelings. T.T
It gets wet.
Because someone threw a canoe at him !
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.
A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
Throw from the plane
Throw me a frickin bone here.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.
Dementia
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
Because they're always throwing up their hands.
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
INDIGO!
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
throw a load of dirty laundry in.
He got turd degree burns.
Bernadette
Organized crime.
With the chicken still around it
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
To throw the Roadrunner off.
Discuss
His amp.
French Toast.
Because she was a quack.
Arkansas
Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."
Throw a flashbang into the room.
AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!
What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.
throw it on the ground and tampon it.
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
Thrown out of the petting zoo.
A sun bath.
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
SOLution
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
80
All in, du thyme
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
There are posts on the frontpage
A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
A runny bunny.
Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.
Expecto-Patron-On-Ice
She was A minor.
Fear of over dos
Tequila.
